Dear Shmitten Kitten: WTF?

Hanging out last week, we ran into some guys who seemed seriously bummed that they weren't included in this sexy dude hoopla. They couldn't understand why they didn't make the cut. We even got a letter from one!

Dear Shmitten Kitten,

What the hell? Why wasn't I nominated? I'm pretty hot. I'm in a band. I have glasses. Seriously, why wasn't I nominated?

Signed,
Whatevs

Whoa, Whatevs! Chances are, we do think you're hot. And, if you bought us a beer that cost over $4, we'd probably even give you our number. But, we couldn't add everyone. I mean, we were only supposed to pick five and we had a hard enough time doing that. Don't worry; we'll do the contest again in 2009. We'll look down at our "What Would People Magazine Do?" bracelets and follow their lead.

Just stop badgering us when you see us out. In case you didn't get the memo, yelling at us in a bar about how hot you are is NOT HOT. Capiche?