The People Have Spoken

Or, at least they clicked on the little box in a makeshift poll on the top of the page. And, it is with great pride that I bring you Jeff the Soda Jerk, Philly's Hottest Nerd. I'll hold for applause.



His ice cream scooping ability scooped up your hearts. Congrats, Jeff. If we had any budget here at Shmitten Kitten headquarters, we'd give you the coveted Golden Glasses trophy. Until we hold a bake sale and make that happen, you'll have to settle for a tricked out Blingee that will serve as a testament to your hot nerdiness.

Thanks to all of the guys who participated; you are all winners in our hearts. And thank you, dear readers, for making this one of the most fun weeks we've had in a while. Long live hot nerds!