Come the fuck on! Just high five me. What's the big deal? Do it. Doooo it. It'll be fun, I swear. What, do you hate fun? Why do you hate fun so much? High fiving is free fun. Will you please high five me? Please?[Begrudgingly, he gives me the wimpiest high five ever while rolling his eyes and quickly crossing his arms in defiance]
There you go. Now, was that so hard? (Mental note: stop hanging out with guys who won't just high five me.)
6 comments:
amen to that, sister. free fun!! this is why the Phillies parade was the best thing ever...streets filled with free fun.
Worse - terrorist-bumping your palm. As if they're too cool for you.
life's too short to not get a little palm action
Who the fuck doesn't give a high-five?
Freakin' curmudgeonly dudes, that's who. I know, I was shocked too. But, it has happened to me!
This guy knows what's up
http://improveverywhere.com/2009/02/09/high-five-escalator/
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