If there was a hall of fame for profile pictures, we are certain that this one would be mounted on the wall framed in gold. Girls, how psyched would you be to have a picnic with him? Boys, take note:
- The environment is warm and inviting. This is the picture equivalent of having a mug of apple cider on the first brisk autumn day. It feels like we are sitting on his floor, sorting through his Weezer discography with him. By the way, nice strategic placement of the Blue Album. It's like a Where's Waldo for the Pitchfork-reading set.
- Aside from a knit scarf, earphones are the only other hot neck accessory for a music nerd. Well played.
- The plaid shirt hints at possible thrifting tendencies. We can hang with that. How much fun would it be to just lay around on a Sunday afternoon getting day drunk and watching movies with him? He probably knows all the best lines to Point Break and loves to call 'em out while we watch it together. He = good times.
- The one-two punch of eyeglasses and a beard is a home run. It's pretty much a forgone conclusion that he's gonna be a hot dad in a few years. Could you imagine him with a baby bjorn strapped on? This picture is like porn for secretaries who shop at etsy stores during their lunch break.
So, who is this mystery man? His name is
Phil and he's pretty much the funniest dude ever. Yup, all this and brains too. Thanks, Phil, for being such a good sport about this post. We give you and your profile picture an A++ and a gold star. Print it out and put it on your fridge.
5 comments:
Hubba hubba indeed.
and is he at a college radio station? I'd call that a two-fer!!
It looks like he's in a rec room or a basement; somewhere that has really comfortable couches in close proximity.
Living room. And a darn fine one at that.
This pic makes me want to lick him all over his face and buy him a cardigan sweater.
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