Last week, I asked you guys to share your worst date with us in six words. Honestly, I was blown away by your submissions. Some were downright hysterical. Here are a few of my favorites:Suggested Hard Rock Cafe for drinks.I gotta say, reading about your horrible dates is an instant pick me up. Whenever I'm feeling down, I just peruse this list. Well done, gang!
Made me sit in the backseat.
Light washed jeans, leather braided belt.
Fucked up teeth. Online pictures lied.
Only had five bucks on him.
Yin yang necklace. Serious about it.
Burped in middle of kissing. Gross.
Admitted he fantasized about his mom.
Tried to eat Buffalo wings seductively.
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Do they have cream for that?
Leonard Part 6 is like my fondest childhood memory haha
Got a good one, too:
Made out with her ex boyfriend.
So sad...
Hot boy, smelly room. Hell Naw.
Had mice, just in his room.
Ok it took me a while to think about it, but I'm ready to try this! (I feel kinda bad about it though, so I'll stay anonymous just in case.)
I found his thong in couch.
He couldn't "finish" because of hemorrhoids.
Discovered he lied about his age.
(bonus round: by only 2 years! that's dumb.)
Way too excited about German food.
I've got three more:
Racial expletives 20 minutes into date.
Shouted "Free Bird" during rock show.
Suit and tie at Standard Tap.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Tattoo. Seriously.
"Come on, just touch it once."
Dress like Michael J. Fox...please?
Wait, someone said that to you?? Are you a short dude?
Was it me? Did I ask you to do it?
Have you ever asked a dude to do that?
The girl was tall.
The girl was tall and it wasn't me? I'm not sure if I've ever asked a guy to do that. Here, I'll start right now: will you dress like Michael J. Fox for me? Pretty please with a cherry on top.
Can't do it.
Lorraine won't let me out after I fell from the tree.
That's too bad, Calvin. Well, that is your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein? It's written all over your underwear.
Merona's the name. According to my underwear.
Six words and truthful.
Um, that's seven words, mister.
Nice try.
Tell me something else in six words.
She wore a size 9 cap.
Haha. WHAT? What does that even mean? I want a do-over. Tell me something in six words that would make me laugh.
Size 9 and Merona weren't written by the same person....
worst first date... 6 words... easy,
"hey, can you find anything?" (narcotics)
yea i found the exit and u a ride home in something called not my car! lmao
Was describing someone I went on one date with a long time ago with the following and realized it was a worst date in six words.
Alcoholic racist with a pet bunny.
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