June 9, 2010

Bonerkiller: Scoop Neck Shirts On A Dude

There a lot of necklines that I'll welcome with open arms: crew necks are cool. Polo collars: okey doke. V-necks: sure, why not. Hell, I'll even tolerate a deep V if the guy can pull it off without looking like a total douchbag. (The key? Have a beer belly and wear a flannel over it.)

However, I have no love for scoop necks on a guy. Never have, never will. No one needs to see that much man clavicle. It's horrible. Who wants to see a wiry chest hair framed by a loosey goosey neckline? NOT ME!

It looks like their shirt is frowning, and I don't blame it. Even the shirt knows that it looks ridiculous! My best friend's ex used to wear shirts like this all the time and I'd have to shield my eyes when he'd walk through the door.

I'm like the army dad in American Beauty all of a sudden. I wanna grab him by the thin shirt material and yell, "Get a respectable neckline, ya freeloadin' hippie! You're two inches of fabric away from a nip slip. It ain't right."

8 comments:

Anna said...

Not to be dramatic, but this scoop neck sitch really did kill my crush on a guy that I'd crushed on FOR YEARS. Where's my parade?

citygal said...

Ugh...whyyyyyyy???? I'd rather not see your chest hair try to escape, um, YOUR CHEST! It's just wrong and I'd rather date guys who wear ringer shirts from high school over v-necks any day!

Anna said...

Citygal, AGREED!

Anonymous said...

um, what's hot about a beer belly and a flannel?

Anonymous said...

Is "best friends ex" a metaphor for "my ex"? ;)

Anna said...

Nope, it really was her ex. Again, I would NEVER date a guy who dressed like that so, yeah. It was her deal.

But watching Get Him to the Greek the other night reminded me how much I used to hate his shirts because Russel Brand wears them all the time in the movie. Boom! A post idea was born.

Julia H. said...

Fun fact: Daniel Tosh is rockin' deep v's for the second half of this season of Tosh.0.

Jess of citygirlsworld.com said...

"I don't blame it" LOL.

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