I Love Love Love Guys That Watch Party Down

I already knew that he was a cool guy (I could tell by his vintage Nike sneakers), so I was psyched for our first date. We were having a great time chomping down on our dinner. Then, out of nowhere, he says, "Are we having FUN yet??"

"Oh shiiiit! You watch Party Down?" I asked, delighted.

"Hell yeah!" he said.

When he rattled off his favorite lines, I smiled so wide that my cheeks started to ache. My eyebrows practically bounced of my forehead.

"Everybody go to the FUCK ROOM!" I said. He laughed so hard he almost spit out his wine through his nose.

Sir, it is a downright pleasure sharing this twelve dollar bottle of Cab Sav with you and trading our favorite plot points of the show. I can already tell that we're gonna get along just swimmingly. A++