July 14, 2010

Bonerkiller: Literally Losing My Shit

I lent him a handful of DVDs when he was sick last winter. It is now *calmly checks calendar* JULY and he has no idea where the movies went. He didn't take them out of his house. He doesn't have any roommates. I have no clue how he could've lost them.

Every time I bring it up, he just shrugs like he's saying, "Let it go. Forget about it because I already have." He hasn't offered to buy me replacement copies, he just changes the subject. Where did they go? Did he sell them on eBay in his sleep? Was he robbed by a thief who has a penchant for Paul Rudd comedies? 

I miss my copy of Role Models. And, there's an empty spot on my shelf where the second season of Mr. Show should be. Sometimes I'm in the mood to see Clark Duke be wacky but I can't because he still has my copy of Sex Drive. I'll forget about it until I'm in the mood to watch Eurotrip then the anger comes back full force that all of my favorite DVDs are in the Bermuda Triangle aka his house. Grrrrrrr!

16 comments:

Cline said...

Season 4 of Greek looms large later this year, if you need a Clark Duke fix.

Anna said...

I've never watched Greek! Is it good?

Amanda said...

I no longer lend books to boys because I NEVER get them back. Fuckers.

P.S. Greek is excellent!

Julia said...

"forget about it, I already did"

How did you not throw him a left hook????

Elizabeth said...

I thought this was going to be about pooping...

Anonymous said...

He tells you to "let it go"??? Why dont you kick his junk and tell him he should "let it go" because you just did mankind a favor by stopping him from breeding?

Anna said...

I don't know what to do! He won't give 'em back and/or look for them.

He's already moved once and he said he didn't find my movies when he moved. Yes, he just shrugs. I'm pissed off about it.

Julia said...

i would just take the money from his wallet, that's right, pick pocket him

Drew said...

Sex Drive is a terrible movie, he did you a favor with that one.

Anna said...

Um, it has a Fall Out Boy cameo in it! And, it's funny!

Ichael said...

That is a real bummer. I loaned a book to a friend of mine and even stressed that it was important to me to get it back. She didn't read it multiple attempts to get it back went unsuccessful. She moved and took it with her! Gah! Mail it! Damn it!

Mallory P. said...

Patrick Stump and Clark Duke on one screen is like the holy grail of cinema for tall girls that like short, chubby boys in plaid. Needless to say, I own it too.

Cline said...

RE: Greek. Very fun guilty pleasure. Duke is awesome as fundamental Christian roommate of nerdy protagonist.

Guy who plays Cappie has a slacker charm to spare.

I look forward (mostly) unapologetically to each time it surprisingly pops up on my DVR.

Anna said...

Mallory, we are clearly soul sisters. xoxo

Anonymous said...

I think what said boy is really trying to avoid saying is he lent them to either A: a buddy, or worse, B: another girl.

Whatta Douchebag!

Anna said...

Dude, it's neither. He really did just lose them. In fact, he told me that he's gonna write a rebuttal for me to post up here. I can't wait to read it!

Plus, I know his new girlfriend and she is definitely not interested in my movies. She doesn't give a shit.

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