Every month, he tries to come up with some hysterical description of my period and tries to outdo himself every time. So far, he's said that my:
- Hoohah is crying blood tears
- Cave is awash in cherry Slurpee
- Love box is puking lava
- Red velvet cupcake is leaking
- Lady parts are re-enacting scenes from The Shining
He doesn't flinch when I toss pads in the shopping cart. He high-fives me when I tell him that I have cramps. He's like if Midol were a human; he makes me feel better about the whole thing. Ladies take note: THIS is the kind of guy you should marry. He'll be a buddy to your monthly curse.
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Kids in the Hall classic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cLHBwvMVow
When he doesn't freak out because I leave a tampon or two in the medicine cabinet, I know I've found a keeper!
"Nonplussed" doesn't mean what you think it does. You probably mean, "unfazed" or "undaunted".
You're right! I changed it. THE MORE YOU KNOW! xoxo
Rebooting the ovarian operating system never bothered me...
I call my girlfriend's time of the month "shark week."
Does this possibly explain why the women I date insist on slathering me in menstrual blood like I'm Carrie's prom date? I realize that the Friskiness Index is relatively high at that point in the cycle, but why would a postcoital shower be considered bad manners? Surf 'n' turf is fine by me, but I could do without a morning-after exhibition of Scenes from an Abattoir.
I call it the "joyful week" because you can discover so many joyful things in life that week - other than sex of course.
sex is a dirty, dirty business... sometimes you get a little bloody. plus, you're not preggos! stoked.
Maybe if kids watched more violent films/games this blood fear wouldn't be a problem!
reverse boner killer... girls who won't let me bone them when they're having their periods.
a gift for all. especially anonymous #3.
http://flojuggler.com/
pardon the sidetracked post please: (See #2)
nonplussed |nänˈpləst| (also nonplused)
adjective
1 (of a person) surprised and confused so much that they are unsure how to react : he would be completely nonplussed and embarrassed at the idea.
2 informal (of a person) not disconcerted; unperturbed.
USAGE In standard use, nonplussed means ‘surprised and confused’: : the hostility of the new neighbor’s refusal left Mrs. Walker nonplussed. In North American English, a new use has developed in recent years, meaning ‘unperturbed’—more or less the opposite of its traditional meaning: : hoping to disguise his confusion, he tried to appear nonplussed . This new use probably arose on the assumption that non- was the normal negative prefix and must therefore have a negative meaning. Although the use is common, it is not yet considered standard. The preferred spelling is nonplussed.
I don't really see what the big deal is since everything is fairly clean :)
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