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| Ouch, dude! |
I'm not sure how he confused my lower lip with a chew toy, but I'm in pain now. I have no idea where he got the idea that biting my lip out of nowhere would be a sexy thing to do. I don't know if he saw it in a movie or his last girlfriend was made out of bubble gum or what, but his chomping down on my pucker was the worst thing that's ever happened to me (that night).
For future reference, my lips are not the following things:
- A chicken wing
- A Twizzler
- Beef jerky
- A hamburger
- A burrito
- A Turkey leg
- A tootsie roll
- Cheese fries
- A corndog
- A churro
Maybe he was possessed by the ghost of a Civil War soldier who needed something to gnaw on as his leg was amputated. Maybe he really really liked my lip gloss and wanted to snap into it like a Slim Jim. I have no idea. All I know is that I have a very sore lip now, no thanks to him. Frown.
6 comments:
I am going to have to disagree with this one. I am very much into biting when it comes to fooling around. My neck, my shoulder, my hip, my ears, and yes, my lips. Go for it. Please chew me up. I want to have bruises in the morning. I love hearing that you are unable to eat salty food 3 days later but you like it. My man and I have no qualms with nibbling each other. Its so so sexy <3
More power to you! That's cool. However, this wasn't a guy I was dating, he just decided that he wanted to bite me out of nowhere. We were dancing together and he leaned in and bit my lip. HOW WEIRD IS THAT?
Okay that is a little weird. Maybe he got a little excited but still, he should have made sure you were okay with random biting. Haha
Truefax : one day a guy I was making out with bit my lip so hard it was swollen to double its size the next day.
I will never be getting lip injections, that's for sure.
omg! yeah you cant just bite somebody out of no where. that isnt cute or funny or sexy. if you are dating and both into it, then its cool. ew. id be afraid he was trying to rip my lip off and chew it like a piece of salt water taffy.
I can see your point, especially if your'e not in the mood. But for me 9 times outta 10 I think its hot!!. And u for me, you can't go wrong with a good vampire neck bite when in-be-tween the sheets!lol
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