Hey, babe, I got you a present. You know how you said that you wanted to lose weight AND get new clothes for fall? Go ahead, open it!
It's muscles! On a blazer! Try it on. Oh shit, is that a cock printed on the bottom? *frowns* Yeah, I kept the receipt.
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that would go well with one of these hairy chest t-shirts underneath? http://nuttytarts.myshopify.com/products/hairy-underwear-collection
Uh did I just read "cock"?
@typical guy: no.
Too bad, cuz I was thinking you could boost the coolness factor by adding a Restricted To Adults label.
I actually kind of want this...
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