I mean, his hair is greasy to begin with, but every time he runs his yellow fingers through his stringy mane, I wanna gag. Can he please pick up a new nervous habit? Because, honestly, this is one of the worst habits a guy can cultivate. It's repulsive. I don't want to be anywhere near his head or his hands, which are the two things you need to makeout properly! He's shooting himself in his makeout foot here.
I'm sitting there watching him do it and the more I watch him, the more nervous he gets and the more he does it. I'm gonna need Chris Crocker to come and make a personal videogram saying, "LEAVE YOUR HAIR ALONE!" F'real.
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What about guys who nervously pinch the bridge of their nose?
Does that happen? Is that common thing?
What about when I nervously run my fingers through your... er, her hair?
"What about guys who nervously pinch the bridge of their nose?"
...see dazed and confused...the long hair pitcher kid
Does this apply to all dudes and all hair, or just dudes with greasy hair?
You just used a photo of various celebrity examples and did not include Christian Slater.
I'm just saying.
You're right! Christian Slater TOTALLY does this!!!
Thanks, Anonymous. I'm glad *someone* got my reference.
I also would have accepted Stan from South Park, but I'm pretty sure that's an homage to Mitch Kramer.
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