Real Talk: I Will Chalk My Crush On Him Up To Prison Conditions

Keanu was definitely the hottest guy on the bus

Dear Sir,

I've given this issue some thought and I've come to the conclusion that my intense crush on you was due to the fact that we were together in close quarters. I can honestly say of the four guys we traveled with for the past week, you were the hottest one of the group. Definitely. Hands down.

Granted two of the guys were married and one guy was gay, but out of those odds, you did emerge as the most desirable candidate for me to crush on. Congrats!

Now that we're back, I realize that my feelings for you were shallow and fleeting. After doing one Google search for your name during a light stalking session, I realized that my heart wasn't in it. I didn't care about reading your tweets or skimming through your photo blog. I can confidently say that my crush on you seemed to be based on lack of other options coupled with the thrill of being in a new town.

Thanks for being my crush for one week. And, oh, what a great week it was. I wish you the best in all of your future endeavors. It was fun while it lasted.

Warmly,
Shmitten Kitten