Just kidding! My dream guy would be Alex P. Keaton and/or Marty McFly and/or Teen Wolf. Any of those would do it for me. I'd also turn my head at Max Fischers, Fonzs, and Glenn Danzings.
A recent favorite was a guy who dressed as FDR replete with wire-framed glasses, a wheelchair and a blanket over his legs like he was ready for an impromptu Fireside chat. I couldn't tell if the wheelchair was part of the costume or if he was really wheelchair-bound. It didn't matter; I had the hots for him.
However, chatting proved tricky because his face was pretty much at my crotch level so I had to kneel down on the ground to introduce myself. It got awkward squatting on the kitchen floor in the middle of a raging house party trying to make light-hearted small talk whilst balancing my red Solo cup on his wheelchair arm. My leg cramped up after a while so I stood up like a creaky old man with arthritis. THAT'S PRETTY HOT, RIGHT FELLAS?
What would your dream guy dress up as? Tell me in the comments.
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I'm going out as Florence, so it's my dream to find a machine this year!
Special Agent Dale Cooper.
I gotta second Special Agent Dale Cooper. GREAT ONE!
Indiana Jones, or Mal from Firefly.
He'd be one of The Baseball Furies and I'd be one of The Lizzies.
Or he could be Desmond Hume and I'd be a blue oxford shirt unbuttoned down to there.
Indiana Jones and Marty McFly are both great choices!
It'd also be sweet to choose someone that NO ONE else will think of -- like Former Secretary of Labor Robert Reich.
He would be Tyler Durden or Edward Norton and I would be Marla Singer.
I saw O-Town in concert, they were the opening act for Mya. lolz.
And I'm a massive consumer, so any brand mascots are going to win me over: Mr. Clean (with earring), Captain Crunch, the Burger King, etc.
I'm going as the long-lost sixth member of DEVO, so any old school punk or new wave reference will do.
I'd be all for a George McFly complete with thick glasses. Extra points if he shows up to bar and orders a milk... CHOCOLATE!
And I'd be down for Ferris Bueller so long as he's wearing the trademark sweater vest.
Anna.. Why didn't you sit on his lap in the wheelchair?
I'd like to go as Leela from Futurama, he would be perfect as Fry.
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