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Your ex looks adorable and has a new girlfriend
Some creepy guy you met once "likes" every single thing you post
Reading someone's fight
1 new message from your crush
Somebody posts something kinda mean aimed you
Mevlüt Akajamalarmaladee adds you as a friend
Looking through someone's thousands of pictures of themselves
Hiding your high school friend's profile because all she posts are baby pictures and uninformed political rants
People re-posting funny pics from their Tumblr
Reading some bitch's song lyric status
People posting ”gettinggg drunkk like whoa”
Groups filling up your newsfeed
Reading a ton of boring happy birthday messages to some random friend
Getting a ton of messages on your birthday
Dozens of invites to events you'd never attend
Downloading a free mix someone posted
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19 comments:
this. is. legitimate.
Spot on, as always.
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Love this post!
Brilliant.
Missing: Someone considered a friend randomly deletes you, worse, they still maintain friendship with mutual acquaintance that updates via twitter-feed.
Haha, Alex Gaskarth pulls the best faces XD
Aww!! Aleeexx! haha!
WINNER!
the caption under Snookie should say "no one interesting to chat with at 2 in the morning"
Leonardo's face = love.
And Logan from BTR is hilarious and so true!
I love it only because
A) its so true
and...
B) ALEX GASKARTH IS THERE!!!!! :D
the second guy's face is so fuckin' funny, who is that
snookie ruined this. thank you.
the one for groups filling upp my news feed is its kingsly b!tch from youtube!
the Mohammad part was really racist. Not cool. You can be funny without stereotyping.
Good point! I didn't mean to be offensive. I changed it. Thanks!
Mevlüt Akajamalarmaladee is a male jenna marbles... discuss...
Full of win
Shut up mohammed
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