Shmitten Kitten: FUCK YOU. That Is The BEST FUCKING PEA COAT I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

February 22, 2011

FUCK YOU. That Is The BEST FUCKING PEA COAT I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

By Anna

Seriously, fuck you in the face, bud

I can't even HANDLE how amazing he looks buttoned up like a mini-sea captain over there. I wanna GRAB HIS FUCKING HEAD AND FRENCH KISS HIS STUPID FUCKING FACE because that navy pea coat is the best thing I've ever seen him wear. That coat is roughly 70% of the reason I even agreed to go out with him during the day because I wanna show it the fuck off while we're walking around and shit.

When he flipped the collar up, I was like, "Whaaaa?" He could be wearing scrubs under that fucker and I wouldn't even care. He could be wearing nothing but a barrel and suspenders, but as long as he has that handsome fucking pea coat on, I'd hit that shit, yo. Straight up. I'm not even playin'.

I wanna walk arm-in-arm around Rittenhouse Square sipping hot fucking chocolate with this dickhole, giggling at whatever. I wanna sit on the edge of those stone risers and kiss his ears and his stupid fucking cheeks and be like, "Yeah, this fucker is with me. BOOYAH, BITCHES! I know you're jelly as hell so don't even front."

5 comments:

Melissa said...: I love you. And him.; February 23, 2011 at 9:32 AM
Anonymous said...: i lol'ed because my boyfriend wears scrubs*, and i think he looks hella fine! (but i totally agree with you that this peacoat kid is way adorbz)

*for work, of course. because otherwise that would be weird.; February 23, 2011 at 6:10 PM
Anonymous said...: My pals and I call that a "fuck me pea coat" (the male alternative to a gal's "fuck me pumps"); February 24, 2011 at 6:02 PM
Anna said...: That's hilarious.; February 24, 2011 at 7:42 PM
The Hearty Project said...: Another Melissa sending you much love... Keep spewing sauciness please!; February 26, 2011 at 12:00 PM