Round one! Let's go.
[Update] With hundreds of votes tallied so far, this is how it stands. The one with the higher percentage of votes is highlighted in pink:
- Guys who constantly crack their knuckles 5%
- Guys with long fingernails 95%
- Philosophers 53%
- Sports fanatics 46%
- Guys who make fun of you for believing in horoscopes 18%
- Guys who text the letters "c", "r" and "u" instead of the whole word 82%
- Guys who constantly fiddle with their iPhone 26%
- Loud chewers 65%
- Gamblers 42%
- Heavy smokers 58%
- Guys who just text you the word "hey" 41%
- Guys who pressure you do a shot even though you're not in the mood 49%
- Guys with chapped lips 35%
- Guys who have limp, clammy handshakes 65%
- Guys who have feminine hands 34%
- Guys with a soul patch 66%
14 comments:
Soul patch, hands down.
But I think you should get made fun of a little bit for believing in horoscopes.
Are you a Scorpio? Because that's totally something a Scorpio would say.
Just kidding.
Knuckle cracking is a legitimate medical treatment
Wait, so are we voting between knuckles and fingernails for the first one?
Yup!
Too bad Beardos and Body Odor. You might make tournament next year.
Allan Smithee
That was a more difficult decision on some of them then I thought it would be.
Guys with long fingernails needs to win this entire thing. I worked with this guy who had long ass fingernails and filed them into points. He would try to hit on me and I was just so disgusted.
No, just no.
The fingernail thing is dominating its bracket with an astounding 95% of the vote! Wow.
I feel like it's going to come down to the clammy handshake and the long fingernails. I guess if a bonerkiller is going to come in direct contact with my vagina, it turns into a megabonerkiller. I think it comes down to how drunk you would have to be to deal with these bonerkillers, and there is no amount of alcohol that will get me into bed with a dude with long fingernails and a limp, clammy handshake.
HAHAHA! Good prediction!
These days, what with autocorrect and full qwerty keyboards on cell phones, a guy has to really TRY to sound like a total jackass by typing "c u l8r" or what have you. Doesn't the little red line under your highly abbreviated "words" indicate that you're making some seriously awful decisions with your life?
I got chills down my spine reading some of these. A guy with long fingernails on his nasty clammy fingers and a soul patch on his dumb face...trying to touch you... just think of it. ewwww
the mental image of long fingernails on your vagina just clinched it for that one. That is like, beyond nasty.
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