You're probably wondering what qualifies me to be a celebrity judge. Don't worry, I wondered too. But then I thought about it and I've eaten cupcakes my whole life. And, I've had opinions about the cupcakes I've eaten so there's that. I'm totally qualified for this!
With that out of the way, I then wondered if I'm the Paula Adbul or the Randy Jackson in this panel of judges. I like calling things "pitchy" so maybe I'm the Randy? I can't imagine I'm the Simon. I'd have to be mean and wear a V-neck t-shirt. I was planning on wearing a dress.
Well, I guess that makes me the Paula? I'll have to practice slurring my words then. I'll also have to pick a fight with another judge if he's too harsh on a contestant. And cry a lot. Yeah, I can do that. Ok, I'll be the Paula. Shit, now I gotta get prescription pills and a small, yappy dog. Hold on. I gotta make a few phone calls.
This is a great event and all the proceeds will go to Philabundance, a terrific cause.
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6 comments:
May 30th or April 30th?
OMG thanks, Drew! I totally meant April. I just fixed it. Little known fact about me: I constantly confuse April and May. To me, they are the same month in my head. I also can't distinguish between right and left in a high-stress situation. My mind goes blank and forgets which is which. Hey, the more you know!
If they called you an "expert judge" then people could validly wonder what qualified you to be an expert. Since you're being called a "celebrity judge" instead, all those people can really say about it is: "Who??"
Don't let it go to your head...
The cupcakes will directly go into my head. Where else would they go?
Im rooting for Cookie Confidential, I was super excited to hear you were going to be one of the judges. Definitely for a good cause and will be a great way to spend a Saturday afternoon.
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