I've only dumped three guys in my entire life and two of them wore wraparound shades. The third one might've worn wraparound shades but we only hung out at night so I have no idea if he owns a pair in his personal collection. He probably did. I probably sensed that about him so good for me for nipping that shit in the bud. *pats myself on the back*
I'm getting queasy just talking about this. I seriously hate these sunglasses, especially if they have some bright-colored reflective surface because it looks like he has a humungous oil slick on his face. BARF!
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Exceptions: Playing sports. Like Golf. Ok, not Golf but maybe baseball.
What if they're an avid windsurfer?
Only exception: for use as safety glasses for any kind of work that requires safety glasses and being outside if it's sunny, like welding for example, because OSHA requires the use of wrap around glasses for safety, and when it's sunny they can be sunglasses....
I'm not talking about a welder or a golfer, I'm talking about boring guys in flip-flops.
"a humungous oil slick on his face" LOL
How is Guy Fieri not the patron saint of this post?
No self respecting man should ever wear these if he is not welding or playing golf...
I just had to take my car to the shop and the mechanic was wearing lame wraparounds. I'm worried my Lumina will come back filled with Linkin Park CDs and smelling like Axe.
what if....he only wears them in his everyday life because he's a Marine and they all wear them in the field and now he can't differentiate between his Marine life and his everyday life because its all jumbled together?? is that acceptable? oh and i forgot to mention he's sweet, funny, and hott :)
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