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Just so we're all on the same page, THIS SUCKS. There's really no excuse for it. I mean, a drunk monkey would probably text more responsibly than me. It's gotten to the point where I'll just email Jenna with what I have to say because I'm so paranoid about texting the wrong person the wrong thing. And, I'll immediately delete texts with a new dude because I'm afraid I'm going to fuck up and text him something unintended for him at some point.
The worst was when a guy dumped me via text (classy, I know) and I immediately texted Jenna that I'd been dumped but I sent it to him by accident, making me look like a certified lunatic. I had to backtrack a ton and begged him to have a hearty laugh at my expense seeing as I can't figure out how to text the right person the right message. THANK GOD I didn't call him by his code name in the text. Could you imagine dumping a girl then getting a text back saying, "Squeaky-Voiced Puffy Neck just dumped me via text. Wanna grab a drink tonight?" You'd die, right?
Apparently, I've earned a college degree AND a graduate degree, but I am unable to differentiate between to two conversations on a cell phone. Frankly, I'm terrible at it.
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I used to do this, too. But now I have a phone where I can use different backgrounds for different people in my messaging app. So, my husband's texts are on a blue background. My best friend's texts are on a pink background. Etc. Makes it a lot harder to fuck things up, unless I'm really drunk. In which case, I shouldn't be texting anyway, so I deserve any dumbass mistakes I make.
YOU'RE NOT ALONE, SISTER. gah. Shoot me.
http://wrongnumbertexts.com/
hahaha
That site is HILARIOUS!
I've spent the majority of my day reading it haha. productive!
Oh my gosh.... a few years ago I was dating this guy long distance and I saw him maybe once a month. He came down to Philly to visit one brisk March weekend and we went to breakfast, hung out for a while, then went to lunch, then a movie..... and I paid for myself the whole way through. I was a little frustrated just because you know... if you're my boyfriend and I only get to see you so much, it'd be nice if you wanted to give it that little extra show. Anyways I texted my best friend the sitch like "omg can you believe i just paid for my own movie ticket and lunch too!!" annnnnd I texted him, not her. Talk about a freudian slip. SO EMBARRASSING!
I feel like this is legitimately my life.
ditto to the last comment.
he deserves to see the hilarious code name u made up for him, especially if he was douschebaggy enough to dump you by text!
Haha. Hahahaha.
i was on the receiving end of a text (and picture) that was meant for some other girl. oh, the story he told to clean it up...
My friend and I throw around the phrase "quit swinging your dick in my face" whenever we want to refer to someone showing off. Now imagine accidentally sending that as a text RSVP to a sewing party.
I think I'm worse at this in g-chat... I have to check 1 million times that I'm sending "i hate when (insert his name here) talks about his gf" to my friend and NOT him...
I *always* text my boyfriend instead of CTA Bus/Train Tracker (Chicago's handy device for knowing when your bus or train is coming).
If he is by a computer he responds something like "Bus is coming to State & Lake in 4 min, honey."
Its sort of like when Kramer pretended to be Moviephone...
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