June 7, 2011
Do I Wanna Look At His Hairy Buttcrack Every Time He Bends Over To Grab Another Beer From the Fridge?
Uh, not really. PLEASE WEAR LONGER SHIRTS, SIR! This is a party, not a hairy coinslot convention. The only sprouts I wanna see are the ones next to the carrots in the vegetable crisper.
4 comments:
Tomatoes don't belong in the refrigerator.
That's true! I'll change it.
Aw, I kind of like the coinslots, especially the hairy ones. Reminds me of the boy I loved most. I think they're cutely vulnerable. Am I the only one? I'm always with you on everything else, though, Anna.
It truly depends on the dude who owns said coinslot.
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