Don't Mind Me, I'm Just Going To Check Out MailorderHusbands.net To Feel Better About My Life

This site is probably fake. I mean, it has to be, right? No matter! Reading these guys' profiles is pretty much exactly what the doctor ordered to put a few things in perspective right now. Let's start with Jeb.

Akim, start wowing me, dude.

David, what's your story?

Oy vey. Leonard, want a shot at this?

Marcus, talk to me, brother.

Fuad, bring it on home.

See what I mean? Whew. I needed that. Thanks, fellas!