BREAKING NEWS: I Will Agree To Date ANY PERSON Who Owns A Pair Of These Shoes

Nike is auctioning off a limited number of Marty McFly’s signature Nike shoes that are just like the ones he wore in Back to the Future II. See?


HOLY SHIT! Thanks to all the dudes who alerted me to this development. If I was really creepy, I'd buy a pair of these babies myself and marry the guy who's feet they'd fit. It'd be like a reverse Cinderella. I'm already writing the Craigslist personal ad for this in my head.