You Know What Time It Is? It's Almost Time For The March Mix To Go Out To The Shmitten Kitten Mix Of The Month Club, BOYEEEE!

I send out these blasts every month and you know what? I'm STILL excited about this club. I have over 1,500 people signed up so far which would probably make a decent-sized cult. Woohoo.

Real talk: If you haven't signed up for the SK MOTMC yet, I don't know what to tell you. Bite the bullet; take the plunge. Dive in like you're Thornton Melon and you're about to execute a Triple Lindy in front of the entire school. Who knows? Maybe you'll discover your new favorite band through one of my mixes. Maybe you'll seduce your next boyfriend or girlfriend to one of the songs I toss in there. It's possible!

I'm Aladdin and my mixes are the magic carpet ride. I guess that makes you the Princess Jasmine in this scenario. Jafar was an asshole. Where was I? Oh yeah: Join the Shmitten Kitten Mix of the Month Club. I mean, look at the logo: how can this club not be fun?

So much free music; so much free fun. Sign up right now and get in on this. DO IT!