If I Were A Rich Girl

“As a woman in my 30s who is single and broke — save for a few vinyl records from the ’90s that I feel could fetch me upwards of $30 on eBay — right off the top of my head, I had a few ideas of what I’d do if I were a billionairess.”

- “10 Things I’d Do If I Were A Lady Billionaire” via Huff Post Women.

I wrote this! Go read it. Now let's listen to Gwen Stefani.