There are plenty of great reasons to dump someone. Maybe you want kids and she doesn’t. Maybe he is a compulsive liar. Maybe he collects DUIs like Pokemon cards. Those are all legit reasons to peace out.Today, we aren’t concerned with the great reasons. We’re thinking about the stupid ones. The challenge is to describe the dumbest reason you have ever broken it off with someone in six words. I’ll get the ball rolling:
- Feet smelled like old tater tots.
- Awkwardly stared straight up while kissing.
- Always ordered pizza or chicken fingers.
- Perfume smelled like freshly cut grass.
- Preferred "Voyager" to "The Next Generation."
- Voice sounded like a teenage boy.
[Previously: Worst Dates in Six Words Part 1, Part II, and Part III]
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wispy hair, bad sunglasses, thin lips
Got sick of free cheddar biscuits
They had full blown AIDS, sadly.
Was a very very bad kisser.
Reacted to vegetables like a child
wasn't punk rock enough for me
Dog drank from same glass.
Insisted on watching TV during sex
Didn't want to screw him.
large armpit stains, was a virgin
Wore pants that smelled super mildewy.
Raggedy nails, horrible attire, smelly car
Drunk dialed me constantly, wasn't funny
Would not eat penne. Bowties ok.
could not pick the right to/two/too
He liked egg salad.
Lots and lots of back hair.
Only got hard doing doggie style
He started stopping during yellow lights.
He was uncircumcized. I just can't...
Ordered a pork chop medium well.
asked me to stop doing coke
Called non-Apple MP3 player an iPod.
He could not grow a beard
Never had Thai food before. Ever.
Corrected my grammar. And was wrong.
Wore a New Jersey Devils jersey.
made a dinner with Minute Rice
Finished every sentence with "baby". "I went to the store today, baby. I picked up some apples, baby. I finally located my toothbrush, baby."
Weird...
She had small teeth, big gums.
Used whether to describe the temperature.
Halitosis. Co-dependent. Ate only fast food.
He meowed inappropriately.
These are too awesome.
Pissed my bed (and my back)
Contentious, just lay there in bed
Did not swing arms when walking.
Asked about butt sex over appetizers.
Jack hammered me. While under me.
The golf channel.
Deep intellectual appreciate for Karl Marx.
Little T-Rex hands.
He wore a Garfield t-shirt
Gained forty pounds in four months.
Bedroom smelled like vacuum cleaner bag.
Was a Christian and a virgin.
Had big dick, didn't use foreplay.
Met while backpacking, got really sensitive.
Darkwin Duck tattoo on his ass.
Shaved his beard, no longer hot.
Pencil dick from detached to stalker
Straight, but talked like he was gay.
Wore extremely skinny jeans
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